XIR.Xanton
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 Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 12:37 pm Post subject: Rules that Guys wish that Girls knew |
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Rules that Guys wish that Girls knew
- If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
- Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
- Don't cut your hair. Ever.
- Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to
see if hecan find the perfect present, again!
- If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answeryou don't want to hear.
- Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
- Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
everyother cat.
- Shopping is not sport.
- Anything you wear is fine. Really.
- You have enough clothes.
- You have too many shoes.
- Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us
to likeit.
- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
- No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversarieson
a calendar.
- Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing frompointblank
range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
- Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think
we'dbe any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look
good withyour dress?
- Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
- Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
- Check your oil.
- Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
- It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiztogether.
- Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
Allcomments become null and void after 7 days.
- If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect usto act like soap opera guys.
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the waysmakes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
- Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know
howpretty you are?
- Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
- You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done- not both.
- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.
- Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right
tocomplain about having their boobs stared at.
- Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushedmakes
you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deterus
from reading the magazines.
- The relationship is never going to be like it was the first
twomonths we were going out  
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