X³CuTE
Rookie
Joined: 20 May 2005
Posts: 4
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 Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 11:58 pm Post subject: Player Exchange/Sell/Transfer |
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cøma are that the forefront of industry leading management technology.
We are bringing to you our fellow/opponent clans, the ability to
exchange/buy/sell/transfer your team mates. Thats right, soon
everyone will be able to earn money from this, it will no
longer be a game it will become a job, a career, and through
tv advertising you will become a star!
And to show how much EFFORT and THOUGHT we are putting into
this, we are willing as a trial to exchange/transfer
cøma.Danny.
Clan: cøma link
Name: Danny
Nationality: Welsch
Age: 16
UTstats ID: 176788 link
Gametype: iCTF LG
Position: Attacker/Base camper
Clan Rating:
Accuracy: 7/10
Moves: 6/10
Team Player: 10/10
Availability: 2/10
Mental Stability: 3/10
Salary: N/A
Reason For Transfer: TEST SUBJECT
Please READ Player usage instructions before negotiations with us
CLICK FOR DICUSSION
= USAGE INSTRUCTIONS =
Before you start: Relax and take your time. If you are tense, your muscles will
tighten up. Read instructions first then put the leaflet down where you can see it
so you have both hands free. Wash your hands. Next find a position that's most
comfortable for you: sit on the toilet seat with knees wide apart, or squat
slightly with knees bent and far apart, or stand with one foot on the toilet
seat.
1) Remove the Player from the wrapper. Find grooved rings at the bottom of the
outer tube. Use your thumb and middle finger to hold the Player firmly on these
rings. The removal cord should be hanging down from the inner tube.
2) Use your other hand to fold back the skin that covers the opening of your
opponent. Place the rounded tip of the Player to you opponent opening. Point
the tip towards your lower back.
3) Remember your opponent slops towards the bottom of your back, not straight up.
Take a few breaths and the gently push the Player inside the opponent. As soon
as your fingers touch your body, the Player is in the right place. If the Player
doesn't slide in easily, gently rotate it or move it to the right or left as you
push.
4) Keep hold of the outer Player tube. With your index finger, push the smaller
tube all the way into the bigger tube (or use your other hand to push in the
smaller tube). One tube is now inside the other.
5) Carefully remove the two tubes. The Player should now be comfortably inside
you, with the removal cord hanging outside your body.
Now you are ready, to become famous!
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