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XIR.Xanton
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 Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:57 pm Post subject: Limericks |
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There was an old gent from Hyde
Who ate rotten apples and died.
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented
And made cider inside his inside.
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XIR.Xanton
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There was a young lady named Rose
Who had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed
Her appearance improved,
But her glasses slipped down to her toes.
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XIR.MacAlex
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Joined: 20 Apr 2005
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Location: Bavaria, Germany
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Oh Björn please stop posting,
Your Limericks make me vomiting.
In case you go on any further,
I'm going to be a murderer.
(sorry m8  )
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~XT4S3R~
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hehe nice one alex 
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XIR.Xanton
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Muuhahaha, great!
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XIR.[L7]
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Location: plymouth UK
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| Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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The boy stood on the burning deck
wishing he,d never been born,
his farther said you wouldnt have
if the rubber had'nt torn.
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