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 Post Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:59 am    Post subject: Jokes (Czech)
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To takhle přišla do zubní ordinace pěkná ženská, posadila se do křesla, vyhrnula sukni, sundala kalhotky a roznožila. Lékař ji jemně upozornil, že je u zubaře a ne u gynekologa. Načež odvětila: Dělal jste Františku Novákovi včera zuby? Jo? Tak si je laskavě vyndejte.
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 Post Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 9:00 am    Post subject:
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Jede si to němčour v BMW po dálnici a najednou se vedle něho objeví Trabant. Oba stáhnou okénko a řidič Trabantu se ptá němčoura:'Znáte Trabanty?' A němčour na to že ne, zatáhne okénko a přidá na 180km/h. Za chvíli se vedle něj zase objeví Trabant a situace se opakuje. Němčour přidá na 220km/h. Za chvíli se vedle něj objeví Trabant. Už mu to nedá a na řidičovu otázku odpoví ANO. A řidič na to:'Jak se řadí dvojka?
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 Post Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 9:22 am    Post subject:
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Hmmm, Trabbi and BMW. Sounds interesting... Wink
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 Post Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 9:37 am    Post subject:
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X|R.Xanton wrote:
Hmmm, Trabbi and BMW. Sounds interesting... Wink

i can try to translate something:

Jede si to němčour v BMW po dálnici = Xanton drive his BMW on speedway
a najednou se vedle něho objeví Trabant. = and at once beside him appear trabbi
Oba stáhnou okénko a řidič Trabantu se ptá němčoura = both drivers roll down windows and trabbi driver ask xanton: Do u know trabbi?
A němčour na to že ne, zatáhne okénko a přidá na 180km/h = Xanton say NO and accelerate to 180km/h
Za chvíli se vedle něj zase objeví Trabant a situace se opakuje = after short moment trabbi is beside him again, with same question
Němčour přidá na 220km/h. = Xanton accelerate to 220km/h
Za chvíli se vedle něj objeví Trabant. Už mu to nedá a na řidičovu otázku odpoví ANO. = after little while trabbi is beside him again with same question - do you know trabbi? So Xanton say YES - i know trabbi
A řidič na to:'Jak se řadí dvojka? = trabbi driver ask him: How the hell i can shift second speed.
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 Post Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 9:50 am    Post subject:
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LOL! This one is great! ROFL!

nemcour = Xanton?
nemcour = German is guess Wink
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X|R.Xanton wrote:
LOL! This one is great! ROFL!
nemcour = Xanton?
nemcour = German is guess Wink


yes ur right
nemcour = german

Very Happy
its not word by word translate Smile
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 Post Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:02 am    Post subject:
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Uhm... for those not knowing a Trabbi: Wink

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 Post Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:07 am    Post subject:
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nice wheels......i know what your thinking they're 17inche alloys Razz
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I usually call these "asphalt cutters"... Wink
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X|R.Xanton wrote:
I usually call these "asphalt cutters"... Wink

LOL
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 Post Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 11:42 am    Post subject:
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X|R.Scout109 wrote:
nice wheels......i know what your thinking they're 17inche alloys Razz

u can make ur own trabbi
juct click: http://www.mnetz.de/inhalte/mittleres_Niveau/basteln/trabant.jpg
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X|R.Scout109 wrote:
nice wheels......i know what your thinking they're 17inche alloys Razz

nice wheels? look at this version Very Happy Very Happy
http://www.unicos.cz/skoda/klub/trabant/trabant.htm Shocked
max speed 180km/h
Bah!
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 Post Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:06 pm    Post subject:
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Bill Gates se ma odebrat na onen svet a tak si muze vybrat,
jestli chce jit do pekla nebo do nebe. Nejprve se jde podivat
do nebe. Andele tam piji dzus, hraje jazz, vsude nuda, nic se
nedeje. Jde tedy omrknout peklo. V pekle hraje rock, tanci
nahe certice, pije se pivo, vsichni se bavi a je pekne
teploucko. Rekne si tedy, ze pujde do pekla. Vyplni formular,
zaboucha na dvere pekla. Otevre mu tlusty cert a hned sup
s nim do kotle. Bill pod poklickou se pta: "Kde je ten rock a
to pivo???" A cert mu suse odpovi: "Bille, to bylo jen DEMO!!! "
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X|R.Xanton wrote:
Bill Gates se ma odebrat na onen svet a tak si muze vybrat,
jestli chce jit do pekla nebo do nebe. Nejprve se jde podivat
do nebe. Andele tam piji dzus, hraje jazz, vsude nuda, nic se
nedeje. Jde tedy omrknout peklo. V pekle hraje rock, tanci
nahe certice, pije se pivo, vsichni se bavi a je pekne
teploucko. Rekne si tedy, ze pujde do pekla. Vyplni formular,
zaboucha na dvere pekla. Otevre mu tlusty cert a hned sup
s nim do kotle. Bill pod poklickou se pta: "Kde je ten rock a
to pivo???" A cert mu suse odpovi: "Bille, to bylo jen DEMO!!! "


SUPER ! Great! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!
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Jaký je rozdíl mezi pudlem a blondýnkou?
Dvě piksly laku na vlasy.
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