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XIR.croom
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 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:17 pm Post subject: It Was On The Label..... |
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On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special, perhaps?)
On Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion, mind you.)
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down.
(Well now you tell me!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
(That's a relief.)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(I'm afraid to ask!)
On Salisbury's peanuts. Warning: Contains nuts.
(Truth in advertising prevails!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts.
(Thanks for the pointers!)
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LethalAddixtion
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Location: Long Island, NY
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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lol that made me laugh, they warn u about the silliest (yet obvious) things...
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XIR.Xanton
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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They don't want to get sued... 
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XIR.Xanton
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| Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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Talking about stupid warnings...
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XIR.croom
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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this..)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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