How very true of this government!,, so sad?

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WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE

Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'.

Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting
Competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We've already
Given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes,
Courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. And don't forget, we're now
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Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport,
And you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!

Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at
£180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
Accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone
Buying a ticket o r stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry
Companies or Eurostar.

No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do
Is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'.

Few years ago 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown
Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stanstead where local
Law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury
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Thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain .

Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the
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