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 Post Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:26 pm    Post subject:
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hehehe....

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Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy ....

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 Post Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:38 pm    Post subject:
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Ist Blond gleich blöd?

... oder doch nicht?


Eine Blonde nimmt an einem Intelligenzquiz in der "Life TV Show " teil. Gewinn - 1.000.000 EUR


Der Showmaster stellt die folgenden Fragen:



1. Wie lange dauerte der Hundertjährige Krieg?


? 116 Jahre
? 99 Jahre
? 100 Jahre
? 150 Jahre

Die Blonde nutzt ihr Recht die Frage nicht zu beantworten.


2. In welchem Land wurde der "Panama-Hut" erfunden?

? Brasilien
? Chilli
? Panama
? Equador

Die Blonde bittet die Zuschauer um Hilfe.


3. In welchem Monat feiern die Russen den Festtag der
Oktober-Revolution?

? Jaguar
? September
? Oktober
? November

Die Blonde nutzt das Recht die Antwort per
Telefon zu erfragen und ruft eine andere Blondine an.


4. Wie lautet der richtige Name von König Georg IV?

? Albert
? Georg
? Manuell
? Jonas

Die Blonde nutzt das Recht zwei falsche Antworten
auszustreichen.


5. Von welchem Tiernamen leitet sich der Name der
Kanarieninsel ab?

? Kanarienvogel
? Känguruh
? Ratte
? Seehund

Die Blondine scheidet aus dem Spiel aus.



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Lösungen:


1. Der Hundertjährige Krieg dauerte 116 Jahre (von 1337 bis 1453).

2. Der "Panama-Hut" wurde in Equador erfunden.

3. Der Festtag der Oktober-Revolution wird am 7. November gefeiert

4. Der richtige Name von König Georg IV war Albert. Der König hat seinen Namen im Jahre 1936 geändert.

5. Der Namen der Kanarieninsel führt zurück auf Seehunde. Auf Latein bedeutet er "Insel der Seehunde"





Na, sind Sie viel kluger als die Blonde????



OUCH
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 Post Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:50 pm    Post subject:
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Hey croom Very Happy
da is ein fehler in deinem witz hahaha (ich fands quiz goil)

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3. In welchem Monat feiern die Russen den Festtag der
Oktober-Revolution?

? Jaguar
? September
? Oktober
? November

Die Blonde nutzt das Recht die Antwort per
Telefon zu erfragen und ruft eine andere Blondine an.

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Is die blöd??? (ja is se) aber wenn se ne andere blondine angerufen hätte... dann hätten sie vllt über schuhe gequatscht aber nie und nimmer die frage beantwortet!!...
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..hehe...ok...np... Wink

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