Brave men jokes

[XIR.[L7]]

Brave men jokes

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and
smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside
and says:
"You're next,
fatty."
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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while
his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have s*x with when you've got a
headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the
sheep."
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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a
suitcase.
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to London.
I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do
for you for free."
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the
bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming
too I want to see how you live on £800 a year".
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected:
2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange
juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee,
a 250g pack of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her
marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you
know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."

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[MurderDoLL]

...
but before say something the men should make sure that their wifes aren't hiding any weapons behind their back

[L!sa]

heheh good ones