mine is goober dippinhiney

[XIR.[L7]]

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT
YOUR NEW NAME IS

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please
don't be a bore and ruin it.



Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.



And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New

first name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first

half of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = dotty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second

half of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pan ts

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.


please post your new names here

[XIR.MacAlex]

Crusty Dottydoodle

[XIR.Sticklyman]

Snooty Farklefanny

[~XT4S3R~]

rofl ... Sloopy Chickenfanny

[XIR.Xanton]

Fluffy Farkledunkin - you may call me "Fluffy"...

[XIR.[L7]]

keep em comming..)

[XIR.croom]

Fluffy Dippinsprinkles

[XIR.*Star]

Dorfus Chickenpants

ah.. that made me chuckle.

hehe..

[XIR.[L7]]

[XIR.silverfox]

Tootsie Dippinsniffer

[XIR.bountykilla]

Cheesey Snickledoodle

[MurderDoLL]

Tootsie Gizzardbutt

[djinn]

Boobie Chickensniffer

[XIR.Bòóy@@h]

dorfus dippindunkin

[XIR.Rawhide]

Fluffy Gizzardbutt