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XIR.Rawhide
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Chuck Norris rejected an invitation to Vin Diesel's house to play Xbox 720 and Play station 4 as he was busy playing his Xbox 1080 and Play station 5.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*ck he wants.
Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the f*ck off.
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XIR.Xanton
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LOL! Nice!  
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~XT4S3R~
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hrhr .. ich lach mich tod 
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XIR.Sticklyman
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Originally, Jawbreakers were in the shape of Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
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XIR.Xanton
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---> Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying
glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire
with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is
achieved.
---> If you try to introduce your mother to Chuck Norris,
she'll introduce you to your biological father.
---> Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged
good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly
after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked
the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who
appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should
have seen it coming. They now play poker every second
Wednesday of the month.
---> Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth
control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers
offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
---> Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells
the bank how much he needs.
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~XT4S3R~
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ich ignorier euch einfach!!! is das ok
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XIR.croom
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| ich ignorier euch einfach!!! is das ok |
...hehe...das geht leider nicht....auch DU musst unsere neue XIR-Clan-Unterhose tragen 
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XIR.croom
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...we should change our clan-rules to chuck's rules 
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XIR.MacAlex
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| Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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LOL! 
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XIR.croom
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..muahaha...great stuff 
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XIR.Rawhide
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~XT4S3R~
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| Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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oi .. der alex hat nen avatar ... der einen ziehmlich bekloppt macht wenn man die ganze zeit draufschaut ^^
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XIR.MacAlex
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| XIR.~xTaSeR~ wrote: |
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Hehe... funktioniert auch schon prächtig
Sorry 
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~XT4S3R~
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oops ... man bin tod müde und verstrahlt ^^ was willst erwarten wenn man den ganzen tag an pcs schrauben muss ^^
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